Pepe da Rosa - Bonifacio el camellero Лирицс транслатион то енглисх

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Boniface the camel driver

Since thousands of years ago the human wanted to fly. Due to this mania, the human had every smash against the floor that was scary. On the pharaonic ages, there was a researcher called Boniface of the Peloponnese, who has been doing experiments with motorless flight and almost ruined the pharaoh Nefertiti IV, called the foresighted

Boniface of the Peloponnese was a camel driver and there was no journey through the desert that he didn't do without thinking of the same: 'One has to see what I would advance if I could fly.' Maybe were the dates or the camel milk, the case is that one day he decided to do the test.

With bamboo canes and a blanket, he made a pair of wings and tied them well to a camel. He climbed a pyramid and when he was on the top he pushed the camel saying 'Papadopoulos, papadopoulos', which in Greek meant 'You move your wings or else you'll see what you can do'. The camel leaped into the abyss (because it was pushed, if else won't leap) and fell... yes, in the abyss. And since it was an abyss, it hit the floor that it's hump got straight. It was the first straight camel in history, but it became useless.

Since it was Boniface's camel and not Boniface who hit the floor, Boniface kept giving thinking of the issue, trying to see where it failed. And he thought that what he had to do was to give to the camel a higher drive force for it to glide.

He looked for two big palms, he fastened a huge rubber from palm to palm and started to pull the rubber like kids do with a slingshot. When the rubber was so tight that couldn't endure anymore and the palms started to bend because of the tightness, he put the camel in the rubber and said 'Papadopoulos, papadopoulos' (because he was so annoying about it) and let the rubber loose. It's been three thousand years since that, and the camel wasn't found yet. Now he only needed to find the way to control that force for the camel to not land in France.

And he started to do tests in the desert. He pulled the rubber with less force and he crashed the camel against a pyramid. He pulled it a little more and gave more height to the camel and the camel went over the pyramid and ended in the Nile river. to all that, the camels saw Boniface coming and started to run to the Suez canal looking for the border with India.

Boniface had to quit. He had to quit because one day he was called by the pharaoh Nefertiti IV, called the foresighted and said 'Man, or you stop doing experiments with the camels, or there won't be any left even for a move.' Boniface said that this was the progress. The pharaoh said that this was the ruin. Boniface answered that the name of Nefertiti IV would go down in history for the motorless flights and the pharaoh said yes, I agree, but that would go down in history without camels and that was anti pharaonic. Boniface said... well, Boniface didn't say anything else because the pharaoh seeing that he was getting annoying, ordered to whip him forty times and Boniface left there with a smack. And going with a smack on Egypt on July, that's too much.

Boniface of the Peloponnese kept his walk by the desert and never again thought of motorless flights. But his descendants, when years later say the great airplanes crossing deserts, they remembered Boniface and said 'Well, a forefather of ours didn't invent the aviation because of a shortage of camels.'

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